I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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