Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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