well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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