I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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