It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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