Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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