just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
There r osticjed everywhere
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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