Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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