Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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