How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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