i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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