just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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