some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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