I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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