Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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