saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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