Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize