we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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