can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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