u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We need to rekindle our bromance
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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