uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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