Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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