I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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