Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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