Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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