STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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