Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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