I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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