Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Panties = found
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
