Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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