Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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