We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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