Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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