walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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