She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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