I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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