I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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