The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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