God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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