You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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