so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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