He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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