You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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