no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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