the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize