I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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