you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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