idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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