You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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