you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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