Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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