clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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