whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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