dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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